Kings Club - Censored.

Well well well...

Yesterady or shall i just say on Saturday, i had to go for some dumb deepavali visiting again. So left at around 2 alone since i woke up late and headed off...

Went to Ang Mo Kio, since my aunt lived there and as expected they started talking about the way i dressed and all...

As tough it is still the 1980's now, someone should really nudge my family in the head, telling them ITS YEAR 2005, followed by a HUGE ass weed.

So after getting assaulted by all those contradictive words, they went on to a very sensitive topic, of SMOKING, now now i am a casual smoker so i think u will understand why this topic is rather sensitive. So they were discussing about me to never smoke and all and i just played along. Though my mum suspects i smoke, i think its a matter of time before she finds out.

Then my aunt changed topic and talked about my future, now i AM THE CENtER of attraction, DONT BLAME ME FOR HAVING HUGE ASS CONFIDENCE, ITS MY FUCKING FAMILY. So i was saying i like designing and all, so they asked me to go to AMSTERDAM for my UNiversity education. Now we all know what goes down in amsterdam, and for those who dont here we go.


AMSTERDAM LEGAL ACTIVITIES
1 ) Drugs
2 ) Drugs
3) Drugs
4) Drugs
5 ) Drugs
6) Prostitutes
7) Prostitutes
8) Prostitutes
9) Prostitutes
10)Prostitutes

How the hell do u expect me of all people to be able to study in a country like that. Oh boy may the lord help me. So enought about that place. Ang Mo Kio sucks. I no longer have the respect i used to have there, which pissed me off. Lets put that aside.

So came back home at around 6. Took a shower and then my mum says we got to go to my god aunts house. NOW WTF. But hell this place means FREE LIQUOUR, so i immidiately got ready. Reached there and realised there was no liqour and no god brothers coming except for my cousin Jagan.

All i can say about that place is that it was slightly more fun and we made plans to go Clubbing.
Now when i say clubbing i thought it would be at some cool place like MS or clarke quay. But onlu upon reaching there did i know where the hell i was. So we were going to meet some of Jagan's frens at TEKKA mall.. Yesh i think u guys can guess. THe fucking club was at tekka or more appropiately Little India ( Back alleys).



Me in my white shirt at Woodlands, with Jagan.

















Me in my yellow levis shirt in the bus with Jagan.














So we walked to the club alone with Yogi one of our frens and when we walked in, the music hit me first, followed by the smoke, followed by the drinks, followed by the bar gals and finally the staring eyes. Now being the smart ass i am, i wore yellow instead off black. So haizz i had an aura of yellow side.

Walked in met Yogi, Gopi, Vicky, Raj and Yugesh and immidiately this guys were finding problem. Being indian if a friend of ours gets wacked we will always remember and seek revenge and today was the day. But FIRST we had to enjoy. So danced, clapped, whistled and made a fool of ourselves. AND THE BAR GALS WERE SMOKIING HOT. But being in a different territory , i decided to shut my mouth and just watch. So danced and had fun.

Inbetween there came these very very very beautiful Tequila girls, Now they were gorgeous and they were like forcing us to get some shots. But all of us said No. we just wanted our normal drinks. Which comprised of Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger and Burbon Coke. Now during the songs Vicky and Yogi started whistling damn loud and the other group kept whistling back, and it got to such a point that the club security had to actually come and ask us to stop. Other then that point everything was fine.

Now remember i was saying these guys were finding trouble, well they decided it was best to walk away or shall i say run away due to reasons i cant elaborate about. So outside in the road, said bye to our AMK side partners and adjourned off.

Me and Jagan took a cab where i dropped him off at Amk and i proceeded to Woodlands and the cab driver was telling me about the place i had just came from and it seems that people have been killed there and all. One of these days im going back to the alley and getting you all some pics. Its god damn scarry.

There is a lot more to write but i dont know how to put it in words. Its an indian think, some of you all might never get to understand this stuff. Its not YOUR'LL its US. UR FINE.

Now i have videos of these outing which i will be posting god damn soon untill i find a fucking web host.

Spenditure
Taxi there: 10
Drinks : 20
Cigarattes : 11
Taxi back : 22
Total : 63 dollars

So reached home at around 4 and went to sleep. Waking up at 4 on Sunday and watching the first 2 parts of Mario Puzo's : GODFATHER.