RanjanLife: Mark Santa Maria

Well just like the title i have this fren!

Mark Santa Maria.

For a start i dont have his pic too, this is one eurasian guy supposedly as he says, shane's best fucking fren, hated by most, nephew of the boss in the company i work in, stupid(he hates this word), RICH!

Well today was hilarious i shall say and i shall narrate the story to u guys.

When i appeared to report as usual late, we had a pack to smoke. THat was nice cause Mark bought them.
Then we went to work and we split.
THen we met mark and latif again.
Proceeded to thiong Bahru plaza and slacked at KFC.
And we fucking force the hell out of Mark to buy us a shrooms meal.
Then we try to dig more money out and try to get him to buy us a fucking 2 pc meal. But we settle for a macs meal instead. Now during this time, we were fucking Hungry!!! But then we realised that a cig pack was cheaper. SO we fucking bought a pack!!!!! Even when ur hungry, CIggs come first??? That is total bullshit, but we did it, we are fucktards and i accpet.
And if all these wasnt enough, we knew Mark still had 1.60 in his wallet. So we made him buy us Yakun Kaya Toast for exchange of helping him get 5 cups of plain water.
So from 30 to 0, we are fucking gold diggers.!!!!

I know none of that made sense, just get the part where MARK SANTA MARIA was robbed!!!!

So i was supposed to save all my work money for my tattoos, but in the end im spending them on really ex stuff, man looks like one more year with out my tatoo still. Sad balls.

So this Saturday should be clubbing somewhere, where exactly not planned. But if any of u mofos have totally nothing to do, you guys can come join.

Now i have th colleague, i cant say his name so i call him X.

Well X was telling us about how there is this service in Indonesia, where there is a family, Father, Mother and Daughter.

So all u do is u pay the Father , Mother to fuck their daughter for one week.

Now if that isnt all, u stay with the family in their house, u fuck in their bedroom, they cook for u ur meals and ur treated like a king.

All this for supposed 300 Sing dollars.

Now when i heard all these i just pretended to be cool to X and made it seem all right.

But fucking ass mota fucking son of a bitch as shit headed piece of shit assed fuck face mofo.

X has 3 kids, a Son, Daughter, and a 1 year old baby. Now WTF man.

While he was fucking the 16 year old gal, didnt he feel anything else other then the tingle on his dick. Come on man the gal was the same age as his daugther. Why did he have to go all the way and satisfy his desire for 1 fucking week. 1 fucking week daily fucking the gal countless times. Motafucker. That is sick and it fucking got to me. How can u have sex with an underage gal when ur 42 and have kids and ur own family, dosent it even affect ur mind.

And yesh i know my colleagues are all sex maniacs. I better not see any of u gals walking past cause i cant stop them from whistling at u or even making fun of ur assets. But overall they are kewl guys. But that motafucking X.

I dont know bout u guys, but i will never resort to a prostitute, never. Not saying that it is easy to get a gal outside but why prostitue. Find a GF or just fucking wank. Curb it in u asses. Defaming women and all, they aint some object to fuck only u assholes. As for GF's thats a whole different story. haha.
Now im not dissing u guys who actually resort to that(quite a few), ur still my frens but Pls try to stop it will u all.

The next time ur about to fuck a prostitute, think about it this way, think about someone u really care and that is her there. Think about her and i will see if u will even be standing. Someone u care as in ur Mum???

Now so many unrelated topics. Haha. Well a pic?? Lets see.